Prep the kale: Strip the leaves from the stems, then chop into bite-size pieces.
Add to a large bowl. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt and a teaspoon of olive oil. Massage the kale with clean hands for 30–60 seconds until it softens and darkens.
Make the dressing: In a small jar or bowl, whisk the olive oil, lemon juice, lemon zest, Dijon, garlic, and honey.
Season with salt and pepper. Taste and adjust lemon or salt as needed.
Toss the chickpeas: Pat the chickpeas dry with a clean towel. Add them to the bowl with kale.
Pour about half the dressing over and toss to coat.
Add veggies and herbs: Fold in the red onion, cherry tomatoes, and chopped herbs. Toss again with more dressing until lightly glossy but not soggy.
Finish with avocado and feta: Gently add the diced avocado and crumbled feta. Sprinkle toasted seeds over the top.
Drizzle the last of the dressing only if needed.
Taste and season: Add a final pinch of salt, a grind of pepper, or a squeeze of lemon. Serve right away, or let it rest 5–10 minutes so the flavors meld.